When Sex Toys Attack

Found this over at Derek and Romaine from OutQ on Sirius 109 and XM 98 from 5-9CST. Definitely check them out if you have Sirius or XM.

Sometimes amazingly good sex toys go bad! Yesterday I got a funny ass email from a listener who wanted to share a crazy sex toys story with me.

He wrote:
Hi Romaine,
I wanted to let you know that because of your show I bought a Fun Factory Delight Vibrator and it’s been absolutely fantastic. I even bought one for a friend for his birthday. BUT, I wanted to let you know also that today I walked back into my cloud-filled bedroom today and saw that while it was in it’s charging case, it EXPLODED, flew out of the case and burned my carpet. I’m just glad I was here. I’m not sure if you have one, but I was letting people know because I’d hate for someone to lose their house or something over a vibrator. I took pictures of it all if you care to see it.
Signed,
A Loyal Listener
Check out the Pictures!!!

I love my Fun Factory toys. I own many including the toy in these pictures. I’m a little shocked that a toy could melt down like this but I guess any electronic device with a rechargeable battery has this capability. Needless, to say this melt down has not changed my opinion of my Fun factory toys. I still think that this company puts tireless hours of work into designing the highest quality toys on the market today.
Having said that…HOLY SHIT!!! Look at that toy! This is a crazy story and I kind of love it. Can you imagine your house burning down because of your sex toy?!?! Picture the headlines in the local paper! What would the church say? LMFAO I love this story but I feel bad about the loss of the sex toy and the burned carpet. But the listener was right better a burned carpet then a burned “carpet” while using the thing!

-Romaine

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2 Responses to “When Sex Toys Attack”

  1. Joe Says:

    I too have never heard of a toy suffering from spontaneously combustion. It remains me of the lap-top battery issue on airplanes. I wonder if TSA is going to have to start screening our bags for vibrators, “I’m sorry sir. This Double Dong poses a flight risk. I’m going to have to take it.”

  2. Derek Nicoletto Says:

    HA! I love the carpet picture! I haven’t met Derek & Romaine (we were on Larry Flick’s show, we he was on that channel) but this is SO Hilarious, I’m going to have to check them out.

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