I Promise I’m Not a Stalker…
You sure sound like one. Creepy!!!
Sunday evening – i’ve seen you a couple of times and was psyched to see you there today (tall, cap sometimes or dew rag).
You were helping that lady who dropped her weight on the floor. Listeing to you speak
gave me goosebumps – not only are you hot but you sound smart. I was going to walk up to you and
ask how tall you are – always been turned on by taller dudes. Was trying to cruise you while you were in the shower but you
were in your own world. I wish I would have taken a pic of your tight bod and (gulp) impressive manhood. I think the three guys
who kept pretending to tie their shoes/wash their hands right next to you invaded your space. I tried to follow you out of the gym and in my car but
you speed off in your sportscar and I couldn’t tell which direction you went. I promise I’m not a stalker. Really, I’m not. Just thought it would be cool to say hi.
I hope I’ll see you again
[Craigs List - Missed Connections]
If you’re trying not to stalk someone, I’d recommend not following them like a stalker.
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The irony is this guy thinks his behavior was perfectly acceptable.
I’m not a stalker either, but…. I think I would have just said “hello, my name is…” Sometimes I read the Craigslist “Missed Connections” and feel like I’m reading posts from Stalkers.
Welcome to my world, Chris. I get these types all. the. time. And they know I don’t go for them but it falls on blind eyes.
They do, however, make great topics for stories. So I kinda welcome them all.
Ivanhoe: I wasn’t the guy that was being stalked, and as far as I know I’ve never had a stalker like this. It does make for a great story though
I was not stalking, I was simply headed back to work (Mueller) after grabbing some lunch when I happened to see you in the parking lot.. It was a bit like seeing a celebrity out in public, but not completely; had you been Gerard Butler, Robert Rodriguez or someone similarly famous, I may have stalked you for a bit.
Needless to say, you are even better looking in person.
Signed,
Not Stalking
I think he was involved in some sort of a strange shooting incident