- Twitter: I love some of the message I get on hookup sites – “hey whats up? comeover and piss on me and spank my ass while you are doing it”
- Twitter: This is the worst spam chat msg ever – “i’m rather busy but if you care to drop me a line to say hello i’ll happily reply.”
- Twitter: I would like to announce that I have a thing for boots, but it’s not a fetish. I just like them.
- Twitter: The one thing I did decide this weekend is that I really want to get a tattoo. Now I just need to figure out what. Any suggestions?
- Twitter: The great thing about working from home is I can turn on some porn and jack off whenever I want.