Vegans, Watersports and Sex
This past weekend (it was “this past weekend” when I started writing this post months ago) I was at a Halloween party with my friends and somehow this question popped into my head, Can you be a vegan and bottom for watersports (piss play)?
Now we talked about this at length and even brought others into the conversation. I proposed it to my twitter and Facebook followers too.
When you first think of this question it sounds like a no-brainer of “yes”, why couldn’t a vegan enjoy watersports? Well, of you’re a vegan you can consume things from animals including meat, eggs and milk.
So, then the answer is obviously “no” right? Well, what if the difference is that a person can provide consent. This gets a bit trickier. Say you’re wandering around a forest and a chicken just laid an egg and then walked away and was hit by a car. Can a vegan eat it? I’m not really sure on that one.
Now what about sex? If it is true that a vegan can’t enjoy watersports, there is no way they could bottom for fucking or cocksucking because there is some fluid exchange. Also, does this extend to kissing and saliva?
Yes, it was a crazy conversation and we never really came up with a true answer. What do y’all think?
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Since this question seems to hinge on semantics in the first place: “Can they?” Sure, it’s not like being a vegan suddenly makes you physically incapable.
It’s a moral paradox related directly to the extent of the absurdity of which one adheres to their beliefs.
If you believe that humans should never consume or come into contact with animal products of any kind, good luck with that – because there are animal byproducts used in manufacturing, pharmaceuticals, etc.
If you’re vegan because of animal cruelty, then it’s not really an issue.
Personally, anyone who said they didn’t swallow cum, etc *because they were vegan* would get written off in my book as an insufferable douche.
Straight vegans must have sex and make babys. I have met quite a few vegans and some of them are a bit obcessive about their beliefs, however the ones who seem well adjusted to me seem to be doing it to not harm animals. It is not about not exchanging bodily fluids within our own species.
It is an interesting question and I bet there are vegans who would avoid ingesting semen. In my opinion, those are people who are more hung up on being pure vegans than they are about not harming animals.