We all know it, the economy sucks. Now I don’t get into political stuff, or really too much that isn’t kink, sexual or relationship orient often, but when something like a recession impacts your ability to buy sex toys or find a trick, that is a problem.
Looking for a job?
Don’t put the fact you are looking for a specific type of job in your Manhunt or Craigslist ad and go to meet a guy you aren’t interested in about this proposed job. Especially if he uses the words “house boy” (unless that’s your thing). Trust me on this one, I got screwed out of some valuable time.
Do mention it after a good hook-up especially if you know the guy is in a related field. Or you could try putting it on the back of your trick card (it’s like a business card for sex).
If you need a little extra cash?
Don’t tell people you’ll do anything for just a little extra money. People have some twisted fantasies and unless you’re really into it. You don’t want to be a part of it. Ask yourself, “Do I look good in panties with shit dripping out of my mouth?”
Do put yourself out on escort sites or look into a career in porn. This is good for guys that have no shame and aren’t planning a career in politics. Ask people in the industry for advice before getting into these things.
Want to save a little bit of cash?
Don’t re-use condoms. It just doesn’t work no matter how much you try to wash it.
Do make your trick bring their own condoms. Tell them it’s going to be a wild session, so bring a lot. Then snatch them and the lube while you let them “clean-up” in your cold shower because you don’t have hot water.
Trying to find a trick on the cheap?
Don’t wait in the lobby of a mental institution for the first guy you think that you could take advantage of. There are laws against stuff like that, and it’s just wrong.
Do stand outside the bathhouse and ask guys if they will cover your fee for getting in. Expect that you’ll have to service this person in some way.
Tired of looking for a job?
Don’t put an ad out for a Sugar Daddy unless you are planning to lower your standards. Think about the worst guy you’ve slept with then add 20 yrs and lower your standards below him. Nope, lower still. And just a couple more notches lower. Then imagine that’s the best you’ll get.
Do try offering sexual favors to people in exchange for services. Try your landlord, banker, auto-mechanic, etc.