Twitter: I’ll never understand guys that send messages like “I wish I was [fill in a trait you are looking for in your profile]”

Posted in Twitter on February 19th, 2010 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler I’ll never understand guys that send messages like “I wish I was [fill in a trait you are looking for in your profile]”

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Twitter: Yeah… I enjoy pissing on myself in the shower.

Posted in Twitter on February 11th, 2010 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler Yeah… I enjoy pissing on myself in the shower.

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Twitter: Do you remember your first real kiss? Not a childhood play kiss, but a real kiss.

Posted in Twitter on February 7th, 2010 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler Do you remember your first real kiss? Not a childhood play kiss, but a real kiss.

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Twitter: I’ll never understand why guys will have a picture of their cock on their phone, but not a shirtless pic of themselves.

Posted in Twitter on January 31st, 2010 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler I’ll never understand why guys will have a picture of their cock on their phone, but not a shirtless pic of themselves.

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Twitter: I think I’m too aggressive with guys for my own good, but I don’t really know how else to be.

Posted in Twitter on January 9th, 2010 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler I think I’m too aggressive with guys for my own good, but I don’t really know how else to be.

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Twitter: Wow… it was almost exactly 3 yrs ago to the day I lost my virginity to 2 big hot muscle studs at the same time

Posted in Twitter on December 1st, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler Wow… it was almost exactly 3 yrs ago to the day I lost my virginity to 2 big hot muscle studs at the same time

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Twitter: I’ve been called a “hoss” before, and I figured out what that means, but what is a “hose”, as in “hey there hose”.

Posted in Twitter on November 28th, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler I’ve been called a “hoss” before, and I figured out what that means, but what is a “hose”, as in “hey there hose”.

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Twitter: Don’t ever send me a message on a hookup site that just says “fuckable”. I like being a piece of meat sometimes, but that’s too much.

Posted in Twitter on November 27th, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler Don’t ever send me a message on a hookup site that just says “fuckable”. I like being a piece of meat sometimes, but that’s too much.

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Twitter: Can someone explain to me why you would delete a message from someone you’ve never talked to before without reading it?

Posted in Twitter on November 25th, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler Can someone explain to me why you would delete a message from someone you’ve never talked to before without reading it?

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Twitter: Don’t put that you’re “hung” in your profile, then say you’re cock’s 6.5 inches.

Posted in Twitter on November 21st, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler Don’t put that you’re “hung” in your profile, then say you’re cock’s 6.5 inches.

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Twitter: This is the worst spam chat msg ever – “i’m rather busy but if you care to drop me a line to say hello i’ll happily reply.”

Posted in Twitter on November 18th, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler This is the worst spam chat msg ever – “i’m rather busy but if you care to drop me a line to say hello i’ll happily reply.”

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Twitter: The word “toned” is kind of a turn-off when I see it in profiles. Sorry toned boys.

Posted in Twitter on November 15th, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler The word “toned” is kind of a turn-off when I see it in profiles. Sorry toned boys.

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Twitter: Profile Peeve #39: People that contradict themselves in their own profile. So, you are really both 5′10 and 6′0???

Posted in Twitter on November 12th, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler Profile Peeve #39: People that contradict themselves in their own profile. So, you are really both 5′10 and 6′0???

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Twitter: i’m not everyone’s cup of kink…. and i’m fine with that

Posted in Twitter on November 10th, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler i’m not everyone’s cup of kink…. and i’m fine with that

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Twitter: Profile Peeve #38: Not having any photos yourself, then asking me to send more than the 5 I already have there.

Posted in Twitter on November 10th, 2009 by WildCuddler

WildCuddler Profile Peeve #38: Not having any photos yourself, then asking me to send more than the 5 I already have there.

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