WildCuddler I’ll never understand guys that send messages like “I wish I was [fill in a trait you are looking for in your profile]”
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WildCuddler Yeah… I enjoy pissing on myself in the shower.
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WildCuddler Do you remember your first real kiss? Not a childhood play kiss, but a real kiss.
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WildCuddler I’ll never understand why guys will have a picture of their cock on their phone, but not a shirtless pic of themselves.
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WildCuddler I think I’m too aggressive with guys for my own good, but I don’t really know how else to be.
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WildCuddler Wow… it was almost exactly 3 yrs ago to the day I lost my virginity to 2 big hot muscle studs at the same time
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WildCuddler I’ve been called a “hoss” before, and I figured out what that means, but what is a “hose”, as in “hey there hose”.
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WildCuddler Don’t ever send me a message on a hookup site that just says “fuckable”. I like being a piece of meat sometimes, but that’s too much.
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WildCuddler Can someone explain to me why you would delete a message from someone you’ve never talked to before without reading it?
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WildCuddler Don’t put that you’re “hung” in your profile, then say you’re cock’s 6.5 inches.
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WildCuddler This is the worst spam chat msg ever – “i’m rather busy but if you care to drop me a line to say hello i’ll happily reply.”
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WildCuddler The word “toned” is kind of a turn-off when I see it in profiles. Sorry toned boys.
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WildCuddler Profile Peeve #39: People that contradict themselves in their own profile. So, you are really both 5′10 and 6′0???
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WildCuddler i’m not everyone’s cup of kink…. and i’m fine with that
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WildCuddler Profile Peeve #38: Not having any photos yourself, then asking me to send more than the 5 I already have there.
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