Now, if all those boys are lined up knocking on your door to have sex… you better have an orgy, or at least send the others to my place while you’re working on the first one.

I was looking through some profiles, and I’ve seen this like a million times – “if you have (some trait), step to the front of the line.” Do you really have a line?? Because I sure as hell know I don’t have any line of guys waiting to have sex with me that I’m interested in.

Also, are you really ever going to even let the guys at the “back” of the line get in the door? Pretty sure if I lined up the type of guys and things I like in a guy, I probably wouldn’t even touch anything past the first 10%.

Tell people what you like, but don’t make them feel like they are taking a number at a service counter. A) It makes you look like a whore. B) It belittles them  and turns them into more of an object. I know some guys like that, but wait till they message you first.

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1. Twitter: This is the worst spam chat msg ever – “i’m rather busy but if you care to drop me a line to say hello i’ll happily reply.”
2. Twitter: I love when a guys profile says they are “only a top”, but they message me saying they’d “give up their ass for me”. Confused boys….
3. Twitter: Some guys think I’m not going to like them sexually because of their age… No, it’s because your 80 lbs overweight.