This past weekend (it was “this past weekend” when I started writing this post months ago) I was at a Halloween party with my friends and somehow this question popped into my head, Can you be a vegan and bottom for watersports (piss play)?

Now we talked about this at length and even brought others into the conversation. I proposed it to my twitter and Facebook followers too.

When you first think of this question it sounds like a no-brainer of “yes”, why couldn’t a vegan enjoy watersports? Well, of you’re a vegan you can consume things from animals including meat, eggs and milk.

So, then the answer is obviously “no” right? Well, what if the difference is that a person can provide consent. This gets a bit trickier. Say you’re wandering around a forest and a chicken just laid an egg and then walked away and was hit by a car. Can a vegan eat it? I’m not really sure on that one.

Now what about sex? If it is true that a vegan can’t enjoy watersports, there is no way they could bottom for fucking or cocksucking because there is some fluid exchange. Also, does this extend to kissing and saliva?

Yes, it was a crazy conversation and we never really came up with a true answer. What do y’all think?